I happened to be reading the Encyclopedia Britannica on the web and I accidentally came across this absolutely ridiculous site called, absurd as it may sound, the Rubber Knives?! I do have a few assorted knives in my possession and goodness knows I have used a few, very few, rubbers(ugh) in my younger years as a bon vivant stud of some sorts. It just astounds me that there are actually people out there that have nothing better to do but play with their computers and invent names like "The Rubber Knives"! Isn't it coincidental that berserk rhymes with jerk. Little buddy rhymes with silly putty. Conehead rhymes with bonehead. Wild Nick rhymes with little dick. Big Mamma rhymes with me and my llama. Teach rhymes with beetch. Pita probably stands for pain in the ass! The only absolutely cool person in the entire site is this hunk named Slider! In case you didn't notice, Slider rhymes with Easy Rider! PS: The theme song for this motley crew should be "The Boos Brothers" instead of "The Blues Brothers"!
Maybe you all should stick that rubber knife where the sun don't shine. Get a job! Get a life! Get a room!! - The Slider Fan Club